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    Michael Bolton

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    (Michael Bolotin)
    February 26, 1953 —

    Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
    Michael: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
    Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
    Michael: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

    Sadly for him, the character in "Office Space" has to share his name with Michael Bolton. But he's fictional; we're not too worried about him.

    Sadly for us, we have to share our Jewishness with Michael Bolton. Ugh.

    Well, at least he has trimmed his mullet. We guess that's a start. He still has to work on that no-talent ass clown thing, though.

    Verdict: Sadly, a Jew.

    June 1, 2008

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