February 26, 1953 —
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Sadly for him, the character in "Office Space" has to share his name with Michael Bolton. But he's fictional; we're not too worried about him.
Sadly for us, we have to share our Jewishness with Michael Bolton. Ugh.
Well, at least he has trimmed his mullet. We guess that's a start. He still has to work on that no-talent ass clown thing, though.
Verdict: Sadly, a Jew.
June 1, 2008