In seven years of this website, we've seen some head-scratching rumors. Rumors that make us question the sanity of man.

This one might top them all.

You see, there are some people on the Internet who claim that Juan Valdez is Jewish. Born John Feldenstein.

We'll let that sink in.

Juan Valdez, the mascot of Colombian coffee. Juan Valdez, the man who is as real as Betty Crocker, Ronald McDonald, or Count Chocula. Juan Valdez, the man with the burro. Jewish. John Feldenstein.

It will be tough to top this one!

Yet, we wouldn't be surprised...