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    Val Kilmer

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    December 31, 1959 —

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was young? He looked like this, not like that.

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was funny? "Top Secret!" is one of the most underrated movies of all time.

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was Iceman? He felt the need... the need for speed.

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was in "Heat"? He held his own with De Niro.

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was Batman? Alright, it's best not to remember that.

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was Moses? Of all the people they could have picked...

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer claimed he had Sephardic ancestry? As well as Mongolian and Cherokee...

    Do you remember when Val Kilmer was relevant?

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    November 11, 2013

    See Also

    Tom Cruise

    Robert De Niro

    Moses

    Bruce Wayne

    David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker
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