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    Timur Bekmambetov

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    June 25, 1961 —

    Dear American,

    It old friend, Zhumabay Akhmetov. We talking before. Forget?

    I posses bad news, American! I make mistake. I tell you, no Jew in Kazakhstan. It not true! Some Jew hidings in Kazakhstan. Now hidings in your America. I sorry! Very sorry.

    You, American, welcomings great Kazakh directing of movie film, Timur Nuruakhitovich Bekmambetov. He make film with Jolie Angelina with breasts. He make history film with premier Abram Lincoln kill vampire. Great movie film all! Great Kazakh directing!

    No, American, no! Timur Nuruakhitovich not only Kazakh. He Jew! I sorry, American! Very sorries.

    I offerings apology, American. Ship you box of kumys. It horse juice! It taste good!

    In conclusions, Glory Kazakhstan!

    Friend,
    Zhumabay Akhmetov

    Verdict: Borderline Jew.

    January 24, 2014

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