Stop what you're doing!
We have very important news. Hasbro, makers of just about every toy imaginable, is Jewish! Well, not the company itself, natch. But the founders of Hasbro, the Hassenfeld brothers (thus the Has and the Bro), were all three Jewish men.
Don't you realize what this means?!
G.I. Joe: Jewish!
Mr. Potato Head: Jewish!
Pound Puppies: Jewish!
Care Bears: Jewish!
My Little Po...
You know what? Go back to what you were doing.
In fact, just forget that we even brought this up.