We are not fans of basketball's Philadelphia 76ers, which is good. For the past few years, supporting this once-proud franchise has been painful.

You see, the 76ers are not just terrible, they are terrible ON PURPOSE. Under owner Josh Harris and GM Sam Hinkie, the team's strategy is to go cheap, bottom out, collect draft picks, and continue churning them over to stockpile assets. So far it hasn't worked. The club is now a laughingstock, and all these supposed assets have amounted to jack squat.

But we're not fans of the 76ers, so why do we care?

A couple of years ago, Josh Harris bought our favorite hockey team, the New Jersey Devils. The Devils are a once-proud franchise, which, since Harris' purchase...

You know, let's not talk about it.