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    Carrie Fisher

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    October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016

    We're pretty eh about Carrie Fisher here at JONJ.

    Except for a few random appearances, she's been more or less MIA for the past 19 years. And unless you're really into celebrities whining about how "Daddy didn't love me", there's not much to say about her writing either.

    Only her father's side is Jewish and Fisher describes herself as agnostic, which means she's a Jew only compared to bottom feeder wannabes like Madonna and the recently ridiculed Rosie O'Donnell.

    In fact, except for one iconic role as nerd goddess Princess Leia, we probably wouldn't even be wasting our time with her. And even then, she's probably the weakest of the big 4 (Luke, Han, Leia, Vader). Heck we could make an argument that even Chewbacca was more interesting and...

    Oh, who are we kidding. The woman wore a gold metal bikini for about five minutes of screen time and we STILL can't get it out of our heads.

    After you do that, everything else is just water under the bridge.

    Verdict: Borderline Jew.

    April 15, 2008

    See Also

    Albert Brooks

    Harrison Ford

    Mark Hamill

    Billie Lourd

    Paul Simon
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