Elle King's real name is Tanner Elle Schneider. Did she change it to be less Jewy? Not exactly. She changed it...

Allow us this interlude: we need to explain who Elle King is. She is a Grammy-nominated pop star. Yeah, we never heard of her either, but she seems to be popular. Back to the name thing.

Elle King changed her name because she was raised by her mother, model London King. Elle's real last name is Schneider, because her father is Rob Schneider. Let's say that again.

HER FATHER IS ROB SCHNEIDER.

Yes, THAT Rob Schneider. The Richmeister. Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo. Adam Sandler's untalented buddy. Profiled by us so many years ago...

Which leads us to the following conclusions:

Rob Schneider was married to a model

Rob Schneider and that model had sex at least once

Elle King, by virtue of being Rob Schneider's daughter, is a quarter Jewish...