Tristan Tzara (real name Samuel Rosenstock), one of the founders of the Dada movement, created instructions to make a Dada poem:

Take a newspaper, find an article of desired length, cut out every word, put them in a bag, shake, take them out one at a time — "And there you are: an infinitely original author of charming sensibility, even though unappreciated by the vulgar herd."

Thankfully, with the powers of the Internet, we don't need to use scissors. Feel free to use the sample provided below or paste your own article for a truly original creation!