"Don't watch Suicide Squad," we told ourselves.

(Errr... before this gets too confusing: In this case, "we" and "ourselves" are two different people who compose the royal "we" we like to use on our website. We just did it again. And again!)

We didn't listen. We watched Suicide Squad.

Why? Well, apparently we found out that British actress/model/starlet-d'jour Cara Delevingne is part Jewish, and wanted to see if her big screen breakthrough as the Enchantress would help write this profile. And it did! You're reading it right now.

Too bad Delevingne can't act, and her Enchantress was quite possibly the worst part of a terrible, terrible movie.

Why, oh why did we watch Suicide Squad?!

We really should have listened to ourselves...