If you live in Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, or New Jersey...

What? It's spreading?

If you live in Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, or Pennsylvania...

What? He's made it as far as Indiana?

If you live in Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Maine, Delaware, Maryland, or Indiana, you must have seen this man on TV. (His commercials play on a continuous loop.) It's Bob of Bob's Discount Furniture! Bob (or cartoon Bob) will show you a piece of furniture sold by a competitor, then will shock you with a price that is much lower. No Phony Gimmicks!

He is now in Virginia? Illinois? Wisconsin? Missouri? Can anything stop Bob?

And if not, can anything stop those commercials?...