Writing is hard. Yes, even those of us who make it look effortless are often stifled with doubt, aimlessly looking at a blank screen, spending hours on word choice. (Stifled?)

So let's not take anything away from the surprisingly Jewish Danielle Steel. Over 100 novels is not exactly chump change, regardless of their quality. Her loyal army of followers have dragged Danielle to the top year after year. By some accounts, she is the best-selling American author of all time. Take that, Stephen King.

That being said... romance writing seems a tad easier. Why do we say that? Well, we created a robot that is able to churn prose that would feel right at home in a Steel novel! Here, try this button:

You can click it many times, with rather magnificent results. Watch out, best-selling charts, our erudite robot is coming! (Erudite?)