Did you know that Woody Harrelson is related to Neil Simon? Yes, THAT Neil Simon. Yes, really!
No, this does mot make Woody Jewish. In fact, we probably should have said that Woody WAS related to Neil Simon: he was married to his daughter.
Woody wed Nancy Simon in 1985; they divorced a year later. Actually, the union lasted longer than either intended: they married as a joke and were supposed to divorce the next day... but the storefront marriage/divorce parlor in Tijuana was closed.
So, now you know...