According to Tiffany Haddish, she is "as sexy as Halle Berry, as funny as Jim Carrey, raw like Richard Pryor with the comedic timing of Lucille Ball, smooth like Eddie Murphy, Jewish as Whoopi Goldberg, and hopes to someday have money like Oprah."

Ahem. We're going to pass over the first five points (although selecting Jim Carrey as your definition of "funny" is a tad... passe) and... well, yes. "Jewish as Whoopi Goldberg." Ahem.

We're here, Miss Haddish! We've been doing this thing for over 12 years! Surely, Miss Goldberg does sound like she could be Jewish, but a quick look on this very website would have told you otherwise.

Unless you mean that you are NOT Jewish? That would be strange, since you also claim that your father was an Eritrean Jew. So we're all kind of confused here. Let's just chalk it up to a common misconception about Whoopi and move on.

Good luck with that Oprah part...