"And now here's Pavin with an easy putt for par."

"You know, Jim, Pavin was actually born Jewish."

"Bob, I did not know that."

"But he converted for his wife."

"Ooooooh, the ball was in the hole but it lipped out, that'll drop him to 1-over."

"His ex-wife."

"Another miss for Pavin. Double bogey now."

"And now he's become one of the most openly religious players on the tour, spreading his born-again Christianity to anyone who'll listen."

"Ugh, and that's triple bogey for Pavin. Awful awful showing here."

"Just painful to watch a good player collapse like that, Jim. It really is."