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    Sid Luckman

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    November 21, 1916 – July 5, 1998

    Throughout their 90-year history, the Chicago Bears did not have good luck with quarterbacks.

    They made their last Super Bowl with the mediocre-at-best Rex Grossman (as we previously discussed, not a Jew).

    They won their only Super Bowl with the overrated Jim McMahon (obviously, not a Jew).

    Their recent QB triumvirate of Grossman, Kyle Orton, and Brian Griese (not a Jew, not a Jew) made their fans long for the average days of Jim Harbaugh and Erik Kramer (not a... you get the idea).

    To find a good Bears quarterback, you need to go back to the 1940s and Sid Luckman (you guessed it... a Jew!) And Luckman was more than just a good quarterback — he was a great quarterback. MVP, 4-time NFL champion, and still holds the record for most touchdown passed in a game. And a rarity: a member of both the Pro Football Hall of Fame and an International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.

    So, Bears management, you know what to do. Find that young Jewish up-and-comer and hand him the reins.

    You think it's a coincidence you've only won two championships since Luckman's retirement?

    Verdict: Jew.

    September 1, 2008

    See Also

    Benny Friedman

    Rex Grossman

    Arnold Horween

    Karl Sweetan

    Mitchell Trubisky
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