Charlie Chaplin still holds the all-time record for highest ever Jew Score for a goy, a 10 he received when being this website's first-ever posted profile. There have been challengers, but they all have fallen short. (Most recently, Martin Short.) Even our readers have gotten in on the fun: we have recently received a suggestion that Pete Townshend might break the record.

The evidence? Pete's mother sang in a Jewish choir. His family lived in a Jewish neighborhood and shared cooking with devout Jewish neighbors. And the schnoz! Look at that schnoz!

Apologies, dear reader, but those reasons are a tad too flimsy. A pretty high K Score, sure, as we would love to count Townshend among us, but the other scores? Maybe if HE sang in a Jewish choir, not his mother...

But yeah, the schnoz. It's a pretty fantastic schnoz.