USUALLY, TO FIND OUT IF SOMEONE IS JEWISH OR NOT, WE DO A LOT OF RESEARCH.

WE SCOUR THE INTERNET FOR PRIMARY AND SECONDARY SOURCES CONFIRMING ONE'S JUDAISM, OR LACK THERE OF.

SOMETIMES, THE SEARCH TURNS INTO A LONG ENDEAVOR, HITTING MANY DEAD ENDS. OFTEN WE SUCCEED. SOMETIMES WE DON'T.

THIS IS NOT ONE OF THESE CASES. IN FACT, WE DIDN'T NEED TO SEARCH THE INTERNET AT ALL.

BECAUSE WE KNOW SOMEONE WHO ATTENDS SYNAGOGUE WITH JIM CRAMER.

SO YEAH, JIM "MAD MONEY" CRAMER IS JEWISH.

SO... WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?