From an early age, we were told, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
No, no, dear reader, it's not about THAT. This is a family website, after all.
You see, like many other Jews, we were blessed with a very large... head.
That's right, HEAD. Seriously, what did you think this profile will be about?
Yep, many Jews have large heads. And many of these Jews use these large heads and the large brains that reside inside them wisely. Some of these big-headed Jews create wonderful websites where they talk about various other Jews. Other big-headed Jews, like comedian Garry Shandling, create ground-breaking TV shows such as "It's Garry Shandling's Show" and "The Larry Sanders Show".
Of course, once Garry made a movie about an alien with a humming penis, his career has been pretty much in the tank.
Apparently having a giant head isn't always all it's cracked up to be.