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    Agnes Keleti

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    (Agnes Klein)
    January 9, 1921 —

    And we're back with the Jewies, the second annual Jew or Not Jew Awards! Can you feel the excitement in the air?

    Mark Spitz sure can! He just walked away with the Greatest Jewish Olympic Athlete (Male) award... Congratulations again, Mark! Any chance you'll bring back that mustache? No? Well, we miss it!

    And now, for our next award... Greatest Jewish Olympic Athlete (Female). The nominees are: Dara Torres, swimming... Irena Szewinska, track and field... Agnes Keleti, gymnastics... and Maria G... Goro... Maria Gorokhovskaya, gymnastics!

    And the winner is... drumroll... Agnes Keleti! 10 Olympic medals for the Hungarian champion, five of them gold!

    We're sorry that Miss Keleti could not join us on stage today. She is currently retired in Israel, but tells us she can still do a cartwheel. A worthy champion, Miss Keleti, and a worthy Jew!

    And now, for the long-awaited musical number... the Jew or Not Jew Dancers... Please hold your applause!

    Verdict: Jew.

    November 4, 2009

    See Also

    Maria Gorokhovskaya

    Aly Raisman

    Mark Spitz

    Eva Szekely

    Irena Szewinska
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