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    (Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite)
    April 22, 1982 —

    We've all gotten used to seeing teams throw away their money on less-than-deserving athletes. But all of us were a little shocked when Real Madrid dumped 68.5 million euros on Kaka.

    Some people say the best soccer player in all the world is Kaka. Then again, some people say the entire sport of soccer is Kaka. We aren't all soccer experts here at JONJ, so who are we to judge?

    Could Kaka be Jewish?

    Well that would depend on who made Kaka. In this case, no one Jewish was involved. At one point, there were rumors, but they're not true. Some people say Kaka belongs to Jesus. If you look at Kaka sometimes, you'd be forced to agree.

    Regardless, it seems a lot of people like Kaka and want to see more. The rest of us will just have to wait and see what floats to the top next.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    July 19, 2010

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