Perhaps we didn't make ourselves perfectly clear in the Lea Michele profile.

We don't give a rat's ass about "Glee". Pardon our French.

Yet the requests keep coming. "You MUST profile Dianna Agron!" "Dianna Agron from Glee is Jewish!" "Where is that Bette Midler profile?" (Sorry, that one somehow slipped in there.) "Dianna Agron is so blond, so hot, and so Jewish!"

Fine, fine, fine. Fine! Blond, hot, Jewish? FINE!

So, Dianna Agron. Jewish father, Jewish mother: mother converted, but good enough for us. Bat mitzvahed. On "Glee", plays a cross-wearing cheerleader who got knocked up. Yes, we looked that up. For you, dear readers. No, we're not watching a second of that show. Not one.

Sigh.

We never thought we'd say it, but oh, how we long for the days of those Bette Midler requests...