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    Mauri Rose

    Jew Score:
    12

    I4

    O3

    K5
    May 26, 1906 – January 1, 1981

    Tuesday, June 1, 1948, Allison Transmission Plant, Indianapolis, Indiana. The exhausted Mauri Rose, transmission expert, sits down to his daily lunch next to a co-worker, Bob Thompson.

    Bob: What you got there, Mauri?

    Mauri: Corned beef on rye. What about you?

    Bob: Ham and cheese on white. You want to trade?

    Mauri: No, thank you.

    Bob: Sure?

    Mauri: Yes, I'm sure.

    Bob: Suit yourself. (chewing loudly) So, did you go to the race yesterday?

    Mauri: Yes, you can say that I did.

    Bob: Did you see that #3 car? My, what a champion! His third time winning the Indy 500, they said! That's a record!

    Mauri: You don't say.

    Bob: (burping) I do say! My, I wonder how much money he's got... And how many women!

    Mauri: (chewing)

    Bob: Oh, to be that man! I'd never show up for work again! But what was his name... Was it Matthew? Martin? No... Marvin? Yeah, I think it was Marvin. Did you catch his name, Mauri?

    Mauri: (getting up) Can't say that I did.

    Bob: And you call yourself a racing fan!

    Mauri: Have a good day, Bob.

    Bob: (shaking head) Jews!

    Verdict: Jew.

    May 27, 2011

    See Also

    Rubens Barrichello

    Jon Denning

    Rene Dreyfus

    Stirling Moss

    Jody Scheckter
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