On your left is Adam Goldberg. On your right is Adam Goldberg.

Adam Goldberg has a Jewish father and a Catholic mother. Adam Goldberg has a Jewish father and a Catholic mother.

Adam Goldberg is an actor. Adam Goldberg is an NFL offensive lineman.

Adam Goldberg starred as The Hebrew Hammer. Adam Goldberg enjoys ham sandwiches.

Adam Goldberg says that his penis is Jewish. Adam Goldberg makes sure that his name doesn't appear on lists of Jewish athletes.

Cheers for Adam Goldberg. Jeers for Adam Goldberg.