What say, you, we go out on the down and swing, baby? Yea!

No, this is not a profile of Austin Powers (Not a Jew). This is a profile of Henry Kissinger. Jew. Swinger.

What did you expect? A discussion of Kissinger's tenure as Secretary of State? The controversy over his Nobel Peace Prize? The millions of people he had a hand in killing? (Did we say the quiet part out loud?) Then you don't know our website.

For in the 70s, the square-jawed, square-shouldered Kissinger was not a square at all. He was a happening swinger, frequenting Hollywood parties and collecting actresses/models by the boatload: Samantha Eggar, Marlo Thomas, Jill St. John...

Sounds unbelievable, right? Henry Kissinger, a playboy? But don't take it from us, take it from the man himself. "It's astonishing, you know," he said at the time. "These starlets I go out with aren't even sexy."

Oh, Henry, oh you horndog.

Yea!