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    Seymore Butts

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    (Adam Glasser)
    March 18, 1964 —

    Jewish boys and their mothers.

    Of all the stereotypes that's probably our least favorite. Yet far be it from us to deny that some of our brethren do have the tendency to be a bit... clingy to their yiddishe mamas. To perhaps, involve them in their lives in ways that others might view as... inappropriate.

    For instance, Adam Glasser. Adam's mother is in charge of finances for her son's private business. Doesn't sound too abnormal right? How many dentists/chiropractors/accountants have you been to where the mensch's mother was sitting behind the reception desk?

    But Adam? Adam works in porn. (His porn name is the oh-so-clever Seymore Butts. What, was Ben Dover already taken?)

    So, yeah, that's a whore, er, horse of a different color. What does Adam/Seymore himself have to say about this strange arrangement?

    "It's not like she's having anal sex. She's doing the books."

    And on that note...

    Verdict: Sadly, a Jew.

    July 18, 2011

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