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    Freddie Prinze Jr.

    Jew Score:
    4

    I1

    O1

    K2
    March 8, 1976 —

    Poor Freddie Prinze Jr. Sure, he's unlikely to be Jewish (his father made up his Jewish heritage), but he still could have had a heck of a Jew Score. If only we had profiled him a few years ago when his K would have been higher.

    Because now — when he's reduced to voicing awful, two-dimensional, stereotyped characters in disappointing video game sequels (Mass Effect 3, so named because it' 1/3 the game the previous two were) — there's just nothing that nice that we can say about him.

    But had we written this profile way back in 2002 (y'know, before the site existed so, ummmmm, time travel?), we would have been able to write about Freddie Prinze Jr. the fantastic star of Scooby Doo and...

    Yeah, OK, that's no good. But if we had written Freddie's profile back in 1999 when he was in the pilot seat for the big time sci-fi flick Wing Commander...

    No, that would have sucked, too. OK, what about if we had profiled Freddie in 1997 when he made his big screen debut in the teen screamer I Know What You Did Last Summer? Yeah, then we would have...

    Crap.

    OK, so maybe there was never a good time to profile Freddie Prinze Jr.

    Oh well.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    August 14, 2012

    See Also

    Harry Connick Jr.

    Rachael Leigh Cook

    Sarah Michelle Gellar

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Freddie Prinze Sr.
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