We were watching "The Devil Wears Prada" (What? Surprised? There is nothing weird about watching "The Devil Wears Prada"!), when we remembered that it was based on real life experiences of the author. So we googled it: Lauren Weisberger, Jew. Hooray!

So that got us thinking... it's not that Lauren looks nothing like Anne Hathaway, well, it's that, but also... Lauren is Jewish. The character is not. The fake Lauren even falls for someone named Christian. Gross!

See, if we were going to write a fictionalized version of our life, we'd definitely make the fake us Jewish. And if they ever made it into a movie, we'd make sure they'd pick actors who somewhat resemble us. Say, Seth Rogen...

On second though, ummm... maybe not Rogen? Is — just throwing out names — Brad Pitt available? Johnny Depp? It's not that there's anything wrong in looking like Seth Rogen, but, ummmm...

Let's just go back to watching the movie...