Hey, you, Jew or Not Jew!

What?

You really need to stop trying to be TV critics!

Huh?

This is an H. Jon Benjamin profile, right?

Sure...

You're gonna write that "Bob's Burgers" sucks, aren't you?

Uhhh...

Well, some people like "Bob's Burgers"!

Sure, there must be some people...

And "Archer"! You're gonna criticize "Archer"!

Well, no, we've actually never seen an episode, but we hear it's...

We're not here to read your TV reviews, Jew or Not Jew!

Well, what we were going to say...

Alright, "Jon Benjamin Has a Van" was underwhelming.

Can we get a word in here?

No! Just tell us if H. Jon Benjamin is Jewish!

He is!

See? That was simple! Now move on to write about some Jewish scientist or soccer player or something.

Alright then. Jesus H. Christ!

Still here? Shouldn't you be done?

Uhhhhh...

What?

Loved him on "Dr. Katz"! "Bob's Burgers" blows!