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    John Bolton

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    November 20, 1948 —

    Were we the only ones looking forward to the announcement that John Bolton is running for president?

    It might have been our chance to find out if he is related to Michael Bolton.

    You know, John Bolton: massive mustache, former US ambassador the the UN. (Not to get political here, but probably not the most qualified of appointments. Alright, let's get a little political: he is a warmongering lunatic.)

    And, of course, Michael Bolton: mulletted crooner.

    As previously discussed, Michael Bolton is Jewish. John Bolton? He is 1/8, coming from the Bolton line. So, theoretically, they could be related...

    Now, Michael's Boltons were once Bolotins, and we are not sure about John's ancestors. Still, if he was running for president, we're sure his lineage would have been dissected thoroughly.

    And then, John announced he was NOT running.

    Probably for the best, ya know?

    (Editor's update: From Trump's crony to righteous(?) whistle-blower? Still a lunatic.)

    Verdict: Barely a Jew.

    May 29, 2015

    See Also

    Michael Bolton

    Michael Chertoff

    Ari Fleischer

    Barry Goldwater

    Richard Holbrooke
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