| The hairy and mysterious Sasquatch, AKA Bigfoot, has been spotted throughout the Pacific Northwest for the past two centuries. Today, the Hebrew hysterics of the website JewOrNotJew.com have claimed that the enigmatic creature is Jewish. Upon further review, it was discovered that JewOrNotJew.com was talking about Sasquatch, a fictional superhero from the Marvel universe, and not the real-life beast. | 
