Ukraine —

It's about time we had a talk about your prime ministers.

First, you had Yulia Tymoshenko. She was not Jewish, but you just had to start rumors and probe her potential Jewish grandparents. Fine, you found one! A secret ancestral Jew. So we had to profile Tymoshenko.

Then, you had Arseniy Yatsenyuk. He was also not Jewish, but you just had to spread Jewish rumours about him, far and wide. So we had to profile Yatsenyuk.

Now, you have Volodymyr Groysman. He is...

What the heck?

Ukraine, you actually went ahead and elected a Jewish prime minister? Well, we have to profile him, of course! And look, no need to MAKE UP rumors about this one...