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    Noah Emmerich

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    February 27, 1965 —

    Do you know who your neighbors are? Yes, YOUR neighbors, dear reader?

    Of course, you say. They are Frank and Susan! He is a stockbroker, she is a dental hygienist. Such a lovely couple, and they have two children: Steve and...

    Wrong! Well, right, but WRONG! What you know is the face Frank and Susan put on to the outside world. Who knows what goes on inside that house? Perhaps they practice voodoo? Host orgies? Are spies???

    No, no, no! Frank and Susan are perfectly normal! They had you over for dinner the other night, and there was no sight of voodoo dolls or sex toys. And spies... come on, that's just silly.

    Wait a minute! This is about "The Americans", isn't it? Is this a roundabout way to profile Noah Emmerich (who plays FBI agent Stan Beeman and lives next door to the same Soviet spies he is trying to catch)?

    Fine! We are just being silly. But think about it: there definitely are spies out there, living among us. SOMEONE must live next door to them. You wouldn't know it! They are SPIES. They are good at hiding.

    And yes, this was just a long way to say that Noah Emmerich is Jewish. As for Frank and Susan?

    They are not spies, but they definitely host orgies...

    Verdict: Jew.

    May 11, 2016

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