"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!" — Frank Drebin

Marguerite Steinheil was quite a character. A femme fatale when the term was in its infancy, her lovers included many of the Parisian elite.

Steinheil was also involved in the murder of her husband and stepmother. The two were found dead in her house. Her guilt was not proven, but there were many rumbles in the press, with antisemites hinting at her Jewishness (she wasn't). Steinheil herself didn't make it easier, as she unsuccessfully tried to frame her manservant and her housekeeper's son.

Oh! How could we forget: Allegedly, French president Felix Faure died while receiving a blowjob from Steinheil.

Now that's a way to go...