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    Topher Grace

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    July 12, 1978 —

    Anyone remember "That 70s Show"? It ran for eight years on Fox? Supposedly launched careers of a bunch of young actors? No, we didn't watch it either. Still, let's see what that supposedly stellar cast is up to now!

    Mila Kunis: That's a terrific way to start. From Fox sitcoms to Oscar-nominated movies to a permanent spot on the Hot Jewish Actress Mount Rushmore. Hooray for Mila!

    Ashton Kutcher: He married Demi Moore, which was weird, and was in camera ads, and was in a bunch of bad movies, including the other Steve Jobs film, and... married Mila Kunis. Hooray for Mila?

    Topher Grace: He was Venom in "Spider-Man 3"! Remember "Spider-Man 3"? It didn't just kill the franchise, it killed Topher's career. Here's where we mention he is a quarter Jewish.

    Laura Prepon: After years in Hollywood purgatory, she reappeared on "Orange Is the New Black". Here's where we mention she is a half Jewish... although we already decided Topher is gonna headline this profile. Sorry, Laura.

    Wilmer Valderrama: Well, what do you know? We thought he was dead, but he is starring as the titular prince "Charming" in a 2017 animation "from the creators of Shrek". So, not dead.

    Danny Masterson: Abducted by Scientology. We're not making this up.

    The winner? Kunis, duh. Even with points deducted for that Kutcher marriage...

    Verdict: Barely a Jew.

    January 27, 2017

    See Also

    James Franco

    Mila Kunis

    Ashton Kutcher

    Demi Moore

    Sam Raimi
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