Raiders owner Mark Davis eats every day at P.F. Chang's.

Raiders owner Mark Davis drives a 20-year-old Dodge Caravan outfitted with a VHS player.

Raiders owner Mark Davis uses a 10-year-old push-button phone.

Raiders owner Mark Davis will forever be in the shadow of his father Al.

Raiders owner Mark Davis looks like... well, like that.

Raiders owner Mark Davis is the poorest owner in the NFL.

And yet, don't cry for Mark Davis. That "poorest" net worth is 500 million, and it is bound to jump right up, after he fleeced Las Vegas taxpayers for the tune of 750 million for the right to move there.

But, seriously, that haircut.