Staci Keanan was quite a child actor, starring in two very successful shows. She came to television fame when she appeared as the titular pronoun on "My Two Dads", a show that, despite its title, was not about...

What? We already discussed "My Two Dads" in the Paul Reiser profile? We even compared Staci's situation to that of Schrodinger's Cat, making her character a... Schrodinger's Jew. Let's move on.

After "My Two Dads", Staci starred as the oldest daughter on "Step by Step", a show...

What? We already discussed "Step by Step" in the Sasha Mitchell profile? Uhhh... We've been doing this website for way too long!

After "Step by Step", Staci, now an adult, starred in...

Nothing. Absolutely nothing for a decade, when she appeared in a couple of... Christian direct-to-video films?

She should have stopped at child acting.