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    Amy Winehouse

    Jew Score:
    11

    I4

    O3

    K4
    September 14, 1983 – July 23, 2011

    Hey, you!

    Are we hearing something?

    Yes, you!

    Us?

    You, dammit it, you! The ones writing this profile!

    Uhhh...

    The profile of Amy Winehouse! For JewOrNotJew.com!

    Who the hell are you?

    I am the Demon of Snark!

    The demon of what?

    Of snark! You know, every time you want to write something snarky on this website, I'm the one who gives you hints.

    Oh. So it was you all along...

    Of course it was me! You think you can come up with all those pithy observations on your own?

    Uh...

    Without me, you would be nothing! Just another lame website!

    So why can we hear you now?

    I gotta talk to you about this profile.

    Amy Winehouse?

    Yes, Amy Winehouse, are you listening?!

    Yeah, we're listening...

    I think you should drop the snark for this one.

    Huh?

    Weren't you gonna write about Amy's drug use? Weren't you gonna call her names?

    Well...

    Well, drop it! Drop the snark! Amy Winehouse was a beautiful Jewish woman with a voice of an angel!

    So you are a fan?

    Why does it matter if I am a fan? Fine, I'm a fan! Just drop the snark!

    Fine, we'll drop the snark. We guess we all have our demons...

    Verdict: Jew.

    June 26, 2008

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