A mostly non-judgemental rank of various professions held by Alejandro Jodorowsky, the cult/surrealistic/mystical Chilean/French/Jewish filmmaker, presented without further comment:
- Novelist
- Playwright
- Screenwriter
- Film director
- Theatre director
- Essayist
- Comics writer
- Poet
- Sculptor
- Philosopher
- Psychologist
- Psychoanalyst
- Painter
- Storyteller
- Film editor
- Producer
- Actor
- Composer
- Musician
- Spiritual guru
- Draughtsman
- Costume designer
- Puppeteer
- Mime
- Clown
