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Mr. Al J. Swindler is a fictional character in Garfield comics. He is a con artist, has a giant nose, loves money, and is voiced by a Jewish actor! Even his name is "Swindler"! Is he... or am I just seeing things?

Today's expert panel is Jim Jefferson, a cartoonist from Indianapolis, Schlomo Rubinestein, a rabbi from New York City, and, of course, Dr. Joyce Brothers!

After some careful examination...