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    Don "Moses" Lerman

    Jew Score:
    11

    I5

    O5

    K1
    April 18, 1949 —

    We've profiled champions (Sandy Koufax).

    We've profiled record-holders (Mark Spitz).

    We've yet to profile a true American hero. (Well, we did profile Abraham Lincoln. So let's say we've yet to profile a true JEWISH American hero.)

    Meet Don "Moses" Lerman.

    World Baked Beans Eating Champion (6 lbs in 1:48). World Bologna Eating Champion (2.76 lbs in six minutes). World Butter Eating Champion (1.75 lbs in five minutes). World Hamburger Eating Champion (11.25 in ten minutes).

    Mind-boggling. Earth-shattering. Gut-wrenching.

    But what's that? The bologna on record was made from chicken and... pork? PORK? Don "Moses" Lerman, how could you?

    A JEWISH American hero you are not.

    Verdict: Jew.

    July 17, 2008

    See Also

    Charles Feltman

    Ashrita Furman

    Sandy Koufax

    Oscar Mayer

    Mark Spitz
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