Hoy, en "Los amantes de las mujeres"...

Maritza: I have some noticias horribles for you, Bernardo.

Bernardo: You have been cheating on me with that pendejo Sebastián?

Maritza: No, mi amor.

Bernardo: Then it's that cabrón, Francisco!

Maritza: No, mi amor.

Bernardo: I know it! You are embarazada with Alberto's baby! Oh, I will kill that hijo de puta!

Maritza: No, mi amor. It is not you who I cheated on. I cheated on Jesús.

Bernardo: Who is this Jesús?! Are you loca, woman!?

Maritza: I have found a nueva religión.

Bernardo: ˇOh, Jesús, María y José! What have you done!?

Maritza: No más José, Benardo. No más María. Definitivamente, no más Jesús...

Maritza Rodriguez, Colombia's leading telenovella star, married an Orthodox Jew, moved to Israel, and changed her name to Sarah Mintz.