Paul Merage is the Hot Pockets billionaire. Yes, you read that right, Merage, an Iranian-born Jew, built a billion-dollar empire on the back of Hot Pockets. Yes, the turnovers you microwave in a paper sleeve. A billion dollars!

For those who never had a Hot Pocket... you are truly missing out! There are so many flavors to choose from! Here are a few:

We start with the classic ham and cheese... or, as they call it here, Ham & Cheddar. No, obviously not Kosher. This milquetoast monstrosity should be only consumed by goyim. Moving on... [Next]