What is Eurotrash? It's pretty hard to define it, but when you see it, you know it, right?

Leather pants: Eurotrash.

Exposed chests: Eurotrash.

Giant sunglasses: Eurotrash.

Electronic rock: Eurotrash.

Full-body tan: Definitely Eurotrash.

Depeche Mode? Oh, Depeche Mode is the Eurotrashiest of all Eurotrash! (Eurotrashy guitarist Martin Gore, 1/16 Jewish, pictured here.)

And you know what? Eurotrash doesn't have to be a bad thing. You can embrace all the Euro... and the trashiness.

Not admitting that we do!