What is Eurotrash? It's pretty hard to define it, but when you see it, you know it, right?
Leather pants: Eurotrash.
Exposed chests: Eurotrash.
Giant sunglasses: Eurotrash.
Electronic rock: Eurotrash.
Full-body tan: Definitely Eurotrash.
Depeche Mode? Oh, Depeche Mode is the Eurotrashiest of all Eurotrash! (Eurotrashy guitarist Martin Gore, 1/16 Jewish, pictured here.)
And you know what? Eurotrash doesn't have to be a bad thing. You can embrace all the Euro... and the trashiness.
Not admitting that we do!