Did you know that they give out Nobels for hepatitis?
When Harvey Alter won his prize two years ago, he wasn't even the first — not even the first Jew! — to do it.
Alter, together with goyim Michael Houghton and Charles Rice, won for Hepatitis C. Barry Blumberg won all the way back in 1976 for Hepatitis B.
Before our readers go out and get hepatitis to win their own Nobel, let's clarify: Alter, et al., won the prizes for DISCOVERING the virus, not, you know...
Still, this begs the obvious question:
What's Hepatitis A, chopped liver?