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    Michelle Obama

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    January 17, 1964 —

    Everyone knows that Barack Obama is a secret Muslim.

    OK, maybe not, but that's the rumor they tried to spreed to the retirees in Florida.

    But does anyone know that Michelle Obama is a secret Jew?

    OK, maybe not again. But she has a relative, Capers Funnye, who is a prominent rabbi. They are first cousins. Once removed. So that's something.

    Still not good enough? What about Michelle's great-grandmother, Rose Ella Cohen? That does sound incredibly Jewish on the surface. But Rose was a black slave who inherited her name from her owners. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for 19th century Cohens from South Carolina.

    So much for spreading rumors.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    January 21, 2009

    See Also

    Rod Blagojevich

    Hillary Clinton

    Kitty Dukakis

    Langston Hughes

    Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
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