Have you ever had the feeling that your job is turning into "Dilbert"?

In meetings, company higher-ups talk about "breaking the silos", "value propositions", "reconceptualizing", "core competency", and "synergy". You do not get a raise, but instead are promised a bonus for meeting goals, and when those goals are met, the bonus is revoked. The company opens an offshore...

No, no, no, no. Enough. We started this website to keep our mind OFF our job. So enough of that. It's an OK job, the hours are good. Whatever.

And there's one major difference between our job and Dilbert: our boss doesn't have pointy hair.

Which brings us to to... (Allow us to calm down for a second here. Those voices of "synergy" are still roaring through our heads...) Which brings us to...

Is Dilbert's Pointy-Haired Boss Jewish?

Well, he does have hair that is found exclusively in Jews (Art Garfunkel, Larry from the Three Stooges). And, in the cartoon version, he was voiced by Larry Miller, who is a Jew. (But Dilbert himself was also voiced by a Jew, Daniel Stern, and Dilbert is not Jewish, so we really can't go by voice actors here.)

And really, we have to be consistent. You see, PHB's brother is Stan, the ruler of Heck... AKA Satan. And we previously established that the Devil is not Jewish. So, since the two are siblings, let's say that the PHB is also not a Jew. For our own sake.

Now, if we could only stop those voices of "synergy"...