Lately we've been thinking it's time to branch out and start writing for television. Here are a few of our more promising ideas for new series:

Highway to Hanukah: Yonaton Smeldavitch is a young rabbinical student who travels the country working to earn his yarmulke by helping his fellow Jews. For instance, in one episode Yonaton encounters a young single mother who accidentally ate a steak on one of her dairy dishes, but lacks the money to replace the....

No? OK, how about this one?

Little Shul on the Prairie: Chaim Ingelberg and his wife Chava raise their four daughters in the wilds of Minnesota during the late 1800s. They have many adventures taming the wild land, including episodes where they must explain to neighbors why they do not have horns, invite the Osage to Pesach dinner, form their own family klezmer...

OK, not for you. No problem. Plenty of ideas in the sea. Howabout...

(Sales) Bonanza: Widower Ben Cartwrightstein and his three sons (Adam, Harry and Little Yakov) run a discount jewelery store on their ranch...

What? Oh, fine. Whatever. Anyway, you get the point.