TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!

We haven't heard screams like that since young Jerry Katzenberg from our Sunday school class got overly excited for his bar mitzvah aliyah.

TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!

That's Torah Bright, Australia's snowboarding sensation, flying to an Olympic gold medal.

TORAH! TORAH! TOR...

Ah?

No... not Jewish. Not even with that name. Devout Mormon. No alcohol, smoking, or even drinking tea or coffee. And no sex before marriage, of course.

So much for getting us so excited.