Stop us if you heard this one.

Somewhere in America, a young child is growing up. The rabbis call him Segulah Yeled Eklatosh — the "Royal Boy Chosen". He is destined for great things...

Where is that from? A sequel to "The Golden Child"? A nonsensical plot of the new Dan Brown novel?

No and no. It's a supposedly true story distributed on the Internet.

And who is that child? The messiah? The heir to the Rotshchild fortune? The future President of the United States?

No, no... wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Really? Bill Clinton? Really? You've gotta be kidding!

Bill Clinton, a secret Jew? Bill Clinton?...

All right, all right, all right. Fine. You got us. Bill Clinton IS Jewish. And so is Barack Obama, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and every president going back to George Washington, except, strangely, Millard Fillmore. They are all part of a Jewish cabal designed to take over the United States and then — the world. There. Look around. Don't you see the Jewish paradise we're all living in?

No?

Well then.